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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head