What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.