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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.