Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.