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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.