Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish