Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.