Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.