Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.