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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.