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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish