What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.