What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.