What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!