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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park