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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!