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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!