March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Porpoise Cleaner Jokes More Porpoise Cleaner Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.