What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!