What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!