Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.