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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.