Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.