He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He sat under the durian tree.
A crab apple.
Can I please get a drink
Because proper-tea is theft.
Thanks for the gold!
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
It was a Regal
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
All he could handle was the microwave
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Horses
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
