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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.