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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.