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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.