Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry.................. Just kidding! She's dead.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.