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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.