Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.