Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.