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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.