What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2