Nickname Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Tripod Jokes More Tripod Jokes

Who has the biggest duck in Compton?

A tripod

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

James Brown Jokes More James Brown Jokes

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get