Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Who's there! Bruce! Bruce who?

I Bruce easily don't hit me!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

New Jokes More New Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov?

"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Lebron James Jokes More Lebron James Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.