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Nickname Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

New Jokes More New Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

James Brown Jokes More James Brown Jokes

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person