Nickname Jokes

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Nickname Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Who do women produce milk for?

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

What's wrong with that?