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Nickname Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Fair Cop Jokes More Fair Cop Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.