A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
With fade out and to credits.
A spelling bee!
A spelling bee.