What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!