Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.