What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Who is saved?

America

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)