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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Who is saved?

America

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.