What did adam say to eve?

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)