What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity