Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Crown Jokes More Crown Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea