Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years