Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Twitter User Jokes More Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.