Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
Acting surprised.
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Are you positive
I still haven't caught any Pokemon.
A STD.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
It was made of pranks.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Serving dual porpoises!
You don't call it, you pick it up.
Because they can.
Stop playing it cagey!
Ebowla
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Pao Ming.
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