Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
Acting surprised.
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Are you positive
A STD.
The herpsichord.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
The Allahu Ak Bar
It is possible that UFOs exist.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Odor in the court!!!
You just walk into it
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
BOOgatti!
My-cawk!
Bison.
"Would you like fries with that "
Your mom.
By using his Magic Johnson.
