Aids Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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