What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!