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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.