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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.