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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.