Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.