April Sale - 20% Off

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!