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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.