What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!