What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!