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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle