What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back