What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.