What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.