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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.