What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.