What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!