What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.