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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.