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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion