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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb