What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.