Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.