April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope