What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.