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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.