What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

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Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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He dumped his girlfriend

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Antelopes.

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What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

A hip-hop hip op.

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