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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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Pasta la vista, baby.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Fiance

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I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Because he's the best wrapper alive.