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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.