Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees