Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.