Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.