To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
They always forget Tupac.
No Biggie.
They were just 2G's
His Thug Wife.
Fiancee
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
On a map!
Bob
Because it was two years old
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Shello
It got fired.
Because it got fired!
