Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.