Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!