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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.