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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!