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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.