Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!