What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.