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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.