What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.