What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures