What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.