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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!