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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor