What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!