What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.