What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.