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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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It's a habit.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!