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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)