Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
An arms race.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
A vacuum cleaner.
Because they don't have attachments!
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
Jack-u-la!
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
A. Telling you his real name.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.