What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.