Art.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
Amputee
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
With a crowbar.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
On a clothes lion.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
He only had Ein Stein
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.