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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...