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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.