What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.