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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!