What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.