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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.