What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.