What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.