Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.