Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science