Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked