Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...