Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin