Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout