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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.