How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.