How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.