How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.