How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!