How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016