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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016