How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!