How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off