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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.