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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose