What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"