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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka