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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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One mucks around in fountains.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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I'm udderly freezing!

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"