How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.