How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.