How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.