How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity