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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!