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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!