What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.