April Sale - 20% Off

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong