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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.