What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.