What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.