What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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The deceased!

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

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A $20 bill

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Tareable

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!