What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

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Littering.

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Tareable

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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That's a salt!

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OH NO!

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K