What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.