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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

K Jokes More K Jokes

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!