What'd the scientist say to the man who...

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?