Absolute Jokes

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

Absolute Jokes

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

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