Absolute Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Kelvin Jokes More Kelvin Jokes

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

0 K Jokes More 0 K Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Sith Deal Jokes More Sith Deal Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Calculate Jokes More Calculate Jokes

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes