What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf