What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame