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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.