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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.