What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf