Shelf Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Spoil Milk Jokes More Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!