Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.