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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Spoil Milk Jokes More Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!