Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."