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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.