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Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.