Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.